When your friend makes a gay comment and forgets to say “No homo”
I FOUND IT
NO ONE BELIEVED ME WHEN I SAID I HEARD AN ICE CREAM TRUCK DROPIN BEATS DOWN THE STREET
NOW I HAVE A VID TO PROVE IT OMG I’M SO HAPPY I DIDN’T IMAGINE IT YOU GUYS HAVE NO IDEA HOW HAPPY THIS MAKES ME
Hey, fellow indie game lovers: could you all please stop describing games like Gone Home and Dear Esther as “not for the Call of Duty/Michael Bay/shooter crowd”? People are perfectly capable of enjoying smart, quiet indie games AND silly, bombastic action games. I love AAA…
Imagine your icon telling you that you are their inspiration.
#Workout for the better! 😊 #Workout #Exercise #Goal #Muscles
Sometimes I want to draw but I don’t know what to draw and I kinda just draw a circle
NOW THIS FUCKING CIRCLE HAS 200+ NOTES WTF
Okay it’s a good circle but come on
If this fucking circle post gets anything above 400 I will cry and eat a whole bucket of ice cream.
I hope you like ice cream
MELISSA ARE YOU FUCKING ME RIGHT NOW
No but I can if you want
OKAY NEW BET IF THIS MAKES IT OVER 1,000 NOTES I WILL BUY $25 WORTH OF ICE CREAM AND BRING IT TO SCHOOL WITH ME
Everyone reblog this
THE CIRCLE WILL DOMINATE
Finally, someone who understands the circle. It just wants world domination.
If you live in any of the places highlighted in red, I automatically assume you are unintelligent. You are all nothing but a bunch of uneducated, backwards, racist, crooked teeth, inbreds who couldn’t properly speak your way out of a paper bag. First of all, it is a FOOTPATH not a SIDEWALK. Second of all, it’s called a FIZZY DRINK not a SODA. Third of all, they are called SHOPPING TROLLEYS not SHOPPING CARTS. Fourth of all, your accents are beyond atrocious, and going back to basic 1st grade speech classes will be in order. I am so glad that most Americans do not move out of their region. Even if you’re not a stereotypical hick, you all still have hick-like qualities about you.
So please, just know that if you are from Noth America, I truly and honestly believe that you are beneath me. I pity your educational systems (and drivers ed as well). If you’re from the US and you EVER in your life try to get into an argument with me, I will laugh at you in your face. You’re not worth my time. I hate the way people from Canada talk as well, but I can tolerate that much more than I can any american accent. I am extremely privileged to be living in a European country. Where I was born and raised alone proves that I am far more intelligent than you are. If it ever came between a US citizen having a job oppurtunity and someone from a civilized place such as me, or somebody from Russia or Asia or Australia, we are more likely to get hired. Just keep that in mind.
I really don’t consider Alaska a part of the US, so you all are excused.
I hope you realize that Americans all came from European decent.
Is it possible to overdose on adorable baby animal GIFs?
soviet russian grandma cats complaining about their grandchildren and swapping recipes